Angel In A Tight Dress

lilredridingrickie:
strider-sempai-noticed-you-and:
The most unappreciated candy, ever.
These things are absolutely rad. I carry around a handful with me all the time.
I fucking love these
THESE ARE THE BEST

josh-r:

I mean yeah I brought alcohol and condoms but I just wanted to talk

deepfriedtwinkie:

I have to find that friend, KIDNAP AND MARRY HIM.

omgoswin:

altraragazza:
It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.
I should do this to people as Gaeilge
Ar mhaith leat sailéad prátaí, mo chroí?

super-eklectic1:

I will never find a beautiful straight intelligent/creative man my age, who’s at least 6’ and isn’t homophobic, sexist, or misogynistic on tumblr.
All I can do is look, sigh and shake my damn head
you win Romney….you win.

I'll never behave. Stop Asking.: Definitions Explained Better Than I Ever Could.:

racismschool:

This is an exert from the article Why There’s No Such Thing as Reverse Racism. It is a fantastic article and I encourage you to read it in it’s entirety. For now, I want to highlight the explanation/definition of three specific words.
Prejudice is an irrational feeling…

poofstraightfrizz:

unconventionalthoughts:
blasianxbri:
breezybitchhh:
koalaxo:
scrumptiouszdoll:
anti-ariel:
coolsincethe90s:
Omfg I thought Mack Maine died or something lmao I’m done
lmfaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo DAMN!
“In about 3 years holla at me Miley Cyrus”
Lmfaooooo
Lmao! He remembered bahaahahahah!!!!!!
dfvdslfvgshl
lmfao, i didn’t get the joke.
but now i do.
ctfu omgshhhh this is forreal i just went on his page
i can’t believe he remembered
you know whyyyy

drivenbyboredom:

Imagine how much time MC Hammer and PSY had to spend together to choreograph this shit? What a weird thought.

bowtied:

digimage:
lizawithazed:
I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.
I understand this reference
Oh! Bird puns!
Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only real difference between crows and ravens is that crows have five pinion feathers, and that ravens only have four.
So the difference between a crow and a raven? Well, that’s a matter of…..
….a pinion.

jazn:

iseefearinyoureyeshuman:
daiquiriquinto:
peepingtomfoolery:
wizarding:
ayries:
queerlitsuperhero:
irrumatio:
Wine ice cream. 5% alcohol. This will revolutionize break-ups and girls’ nights.
Sweet merciful fuck.
#GIVE IT TO MEEEEE
5% is more than an alcopop and therefore enough for me. GIMME.
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
omfgomfgomfg
I JUST SCREAMED

iresine:

Fried or fertilized??? Lol I was just singing this to myself as I was making eggs this morning

misscinemafanatic:

Lorelai and Luke - 1st kiss

reallymoments:

nastybxtch:
I WANT.
What is this beautiful thing on my screen. *licks screen*

Treat Yo'Self: tips to make myself study::

thirdeyeblinking:

think of every woman in your family who did not have access to college
think of every woman in your family who did not have access to formal education
think of every woman in your family whose family did not want her to go to school
think of every woman in your family…

goldiexnefertiti:

vintageblack2:
Debutante Ball In Harlem
THIS!!!!

Debutante Ball In Harlem

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