Angel In A Tight Dress

harriet-ben-twerkin-on-da-rr:

nonvolleyball:
not2hate:
nonvolleyball:
harriet-ben-twerkin-on-da-rr:
Fucking ‘hood wizarding school.
I am dead forever.
ahh, I’d been trying to find a video of this so I could post it!!! too good.
No I did not spend about an hour screencapping freeze frames from this to see all the school names they came up with.

YOU HAVE PERFORMED A PHENOMENAL PUBLIC SERVICE.

I can’t decide which one of these is my favorite but for some reason the simplicity of “Yorth East” just kills me.
It got better.

asgardian-princess:

howdoiputthisgently:

felicianoeclair:

thescreamingcock:
basquet-case:
hitherediana:
The coolest stuffed animal thing ever.
I WILL THROW THIS AT CERTAIN PEOPLE.
I WILL THROW THIS AT /EVERYBODY/
this makes me incredibly happy on multiple levels

sirwhindleton:

Not everyone’s URL is appropriate.
I can’t walk up to while you are at Applebee’s with the fam and be like…
“Cuntbutter is that you?!?”
Or see a nigga at the mall and be like “Well if it isn’t SuckOnTheDickImAShark”

[Catchy Blog title]: Let me catch one of my followers on the street...:

sirwhindleton:

Ima hug the fuck outta you.
Bet money nigga.
Come on my side of town and see if iont run up on you, arms open wide for a welcoming ass embrace nshit.
And you out yo whole fuckin mind if you think ima come with one of those puss ass hugs either, its real out in these streets.
Im handing out…

andrewjasonjihad:

Here it’s the d just take it and leave me alone please I don’t want any trouble

me: I wish boys would notice me
boy: hi
me: not you go away

rosewaves:

Joe and I are one. We are the same.

constantlyheartbroken:

One of the first posts i saw when i got my tumblr. Cried then. Cried now. Hes too cute to feel so much pain..

"On the edge" fishbowl

Sports notepaper

Tetris post-it notes

Scratch-off lottery calendar

Nesting Knives

Mini USB camera

alsextehgreat:

beyoncezson:

she’s so right
I loved the Parkers.

“One solid thing I can say is that fear is not necessarily a bad thing. It’s something that, as you get older, you can get a bit more comfortable with. Fear is a very motivating thing in life. You should not be crippled by it — use it instead.”

10knotes:

theblueboxboy:
Photographer Dina Goldstein’s series “Fallen Princesses“ has actually been around since 2009 but I had never posted the photographs as a complete set before. The project looks at Disney fairy tale princesses and their harshly realistic modern day lifestyles. Seems not everybody lives happily ever after. This project has won several awards, been published internationally in magazines, analyzed by experts in the field of Fairytale literature and studied in High schools and Universities.
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

tbskyen:

tugamaggie:
callmekitto:
raggedymind:
littledidxeknow:
todaylour:
andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:
impuretale:
beatrixspoke:
saaaaaasha:
hey guys
that is carved
from MARBLE
THAT IS A ROCK
WAT
I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.
Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.
Blown away
I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre
I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.
b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?
FUCKING BERNINI THO
FUCKING
BERNINI
DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.
HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.
OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS
SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.
IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?
OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!
BERNINI!

therealshayolivia:

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“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”

- Maya Angelou (via simply-quotes)

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