Michelle Obama is like the political version of Beyonce
majortvjunkie: Michelle Obama is like the political version of Beyonce
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a-very-mad-world: typicalmondays: has anyone else noticed that...
has anyone else noticed that “Paulina” the hot babe character from Danny Phantom looks like an older Trixie Tang of fairly odd parents? Just me seeing that?
it’s funny because chip skylark looks like an older danny phantom
It’s like they’re time travelers that keep meeting in the wrong order.
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nom-chompsky: kyssthis16: fearandwar: Wow. Just wow. That...
Wow. Just wow. That speech was amazing. It destroyed Romney without ever being negative or even mentioning him.
Could your fave, #doe? AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA NOPE!
WROTE STARRED DIRECTED
she keeps me humble and motivates me at the same time
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swallllllllllow: his pledge to her:i will kill the spiders. i...
his pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.this is so perfect
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"What they don’t understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you’re eleven,..."
“What they don’t understand about birthdays and what they never tell
you is that when you’re eleven, you’re also ten, and nine, and eight, and
seven, and six, and five, and four, and three, and two, and one. And when you
wake up on your eleventh birthday you expect to feel eleven, but you don’t.
You open your eyes and everything’s just like yesterday, only it’s today. And
you don’t feel eleven at all. You feel like you’re still ten. And you are —
underneath the year that makes you eleven.
Like some days you might say something stupid, and that’s the part of you that’s still ten. Or maybe some days you might need to sit on your mama’s lap because you’re scared, and that’s the part of you that’s five. And maybe one day when you’re all grown up maybe you will need to cry like if you’re three, and that’s okay. That’s what I tell Mama when she’s sad and needs to cry. Maybe she’s feeling three.
Because the way you grow old is kind of like an onion or like the rings inside a tree trunk or like my little wooden dolls that fit one inside the other, each year inside the next one. That’s how being eleven years old is.”
- Sandra Cisneros (via thosehearts)
Like some days you might say something stupid, and that’s the part of you that’s still ten. Or maybe some days you might need to sit on your mama’s lap because you’re scared, and that’s the part of you that’s five. And maybe one day when you’re all grown up maybe you will need to cry like if you’re three, and that’s okay. That’s what I tell Mama when she’s sad and needs to cry. Maybe she’s feeling three.
Because the way you grow old is kind of like an onion or like the rings inside a tree trunk or like my little wooden dolls that fit one inside the other, each year inside the next one. That’s how being eleven years old is.”
- Sandra Cisneros (via thosehearts)
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hotforhawking: Which is essentially worse than dying.
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pumpsinabump: Barack Obama - 4 more years Michelle Obama - 8 years Joe Biden - 8 years
- Barack Obama - 4 more years
- Michelle Obama - 8 years
- Joe Biden - 8 years
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flawedmemories: fauxless: wizcoylifa: hobbitology: bloomd: s...
chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick
i just made an elongated choking sound
deepthroats these
i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.
i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck
the comments im crying
omfg
only for the comments omfgksdjf
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xavierdurante: Childish Gambino featuring Flynt Flossy and Yung...
Childish Gambino featuring Flynt Flossy and Yung Humma | “Fuck Your Blog”
“Yeah, I saw a lady get fucked in the ass by a goat. ‘Laugh for an hour,’ that’s all she wrote. Would I laugh if I saw that shit in real life? Yes.”
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kissthesecurves: Lmao! Yes!
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thelilnan: sj87: slurivariv: this one works entirely too...
sj87:
this one works entirely too well.
HOLY FUCK! MY DASHBOARD JUST TURNED INTO THE FUCKING IMAX AND SHIT!!!
now that is a fucking 3d gifset
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somebodysbutt: and with this i am a walking TARDIS or someshit
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