If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
lordofthepringles: If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at...
perfectioninimperfection: I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking...
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
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WHEN I RETURN TO CAMPUS AFTER BREAK
I’M LIKE:
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thiscenturyhoney: i used to fancy him so much cute movie.
angelicaapickles: youngqnjen: agelessambition: deevahdimepiece...
:O shrinkage is a bitch man.
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impressed.
reason #8988572059973412781 that black hair is awesome.
lol my hair is texlaxed and it still does this. it looks shoulder length, when its mid-back length. :|
People don’t understand man…
lol i was just explaining this to someone the other day. Dont try to play us bc i “looks short”
THIS IS THE STORY OF MY EXISTENCE!!!!! DEAR GOD!!!!
I reblogged this before but I’ll reblog it again. People don’t understand that black girls have that drop!!! We just don’t all straighten our hair because we don’t want to embarrass anyone.
put this on a flyer & hand it out to all the ignorant & uneducated white girls??
simplysupreme: Kerry Washington dancing to “All Gold...
“My favorite story out of this is Malia, when she was 4, she...
“My favorite story out of this is Malia, when she was 4, she had a little dance thing. Well, Michelle was gone that weekend so I’m taking her to ballet. And I get her in her little leotard and her little stuff. I did her hair, put it in a little bun.
We get to the dance studio and one of the mothers there right away comes up to Malia – she thinks she’s out of earshot of me and she says, ‘Sweetie, do you want me to redo your hair?’ And Malia who she’s 4 says, ‘Yes please, this is a disaster’. You know, she didn’t want to hurt daddy’s feelings.”
[Catchy Blog title]: HOLY SHIT IT JUST HIT ME HOW HUGE THIS SHIT IS.
IM ABOUT TO ASK HER TO ME MY MUHFUCKIN FOREVER.
IT’S LIKE HEY, YOU DOWN FOR LOVING THE SHIT OUT OF EACHOTHER UNTIL WE DIE NSHIT?
WHOA.
EXCITED.
NERVOUS.
I FEEL A LIL SICK BUT IM STILL SEXY THO.
BRUH,
SHE IS OVER HERE ALL EXTRA CALM AND SHIT, DOING HER MAKE UP N WHAT NOT LIKE SHE DONT…
wtfhistory: jesuisuneetoile: Like, guys. Sparta was so kick...
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
middlechildswag: possible baby names for kanye’s baby: kanye
possible baby names for kanye’s baby:
- kanye
I'll never behave. Stop Asking.: safelystupid: mattsmithpaw: thenoodleboo: robotsquid: Seriously though...
Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and…