Angel In A Tight Dress

cexilady3333:

awwfuckoff:
vondell-swain:
felisaugustus:
IT DOESN’T STOP
I KEEP LAUGHING AND IT DOESN’T STOP
“He called me Melon”
Hayhuff Paff? I’m a Hayhuff Paff?
What even, this is so fucking hilarious…

before shaving my legs: i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
after shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING

kingjaffejoffer:

chokesngags:
Lmao
This has so much in common with Tumblr

jysverlassen:

my favorite models

slinkywhippetslandoflols:

Grumpy Cat - expressing the thoughts of millions lol!

super-eklectic1:

oh if only…

sirwhindleton:

miss-morange:
tankgirls:
I before E
except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour
“English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.”
― James Nicoll
for the quote

“So Fresh, So Clean” started playing as i stepped out of the shower … No one can tell me anything today.

confessions-of-a-teenage-fitblr:

plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family

alecinwonderland:

rezllen:
treesong:
freudiansarcasm:
theloltimes:
funky-butt:
laurasatin:
-veronicas:
leighway:misha-bawlins:
Awesome nature sounds generator.
You can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer.
this is what I call home:

I LOVE THIS. WITH ALL MY HEART.
AHHHH I’M CRYING
This could be super nice for when I just need some comforting white noise.
Yes.

pearlsandpointe:

saving-mercy:
hurricanekristen:
A well dressed man is as attractive to me as a shirtless man with a six pack
^ FINALLY
thank. you.

dreamergirly:

Classic Sherlock Holmes & Modern Sherlock Holmes
Things BBC did better: everything.

gutsanduppercuts:

It’s incredible to see that Bruce Lee’s martial artistry was even reflected in his playtime with his son, Brandon. These photos are priceless.

super-eklectic1:

emecomics:
Proposition 8 amended the California state Constitution to ban same-sex marriage.

The actors photographed here are all Power Rangers alumni, protesting that amendment—and showing the children who look up to them what it takes to be a hero in the modern world.

The image is powerful, the facts are simple: if you don’t stand for equality, you don’t stand with The Power Rangers.

chinaija:

geekscoutcookies:
cbssports:
Blake Griffin and Chris Paul rocked the ugliest of ugly Christmas sweaters after last night’s win.
Oh my God these are glorious
Look….I might actually be in love with that albino ass griffin boy.

Blake Griffin and Chris Paul rocked the ugliest of ugly Christmas sweaters after last night’s win.

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