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“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and...

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“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a Vagina! Those things take a pounding!”

whilmas: Francisco Lachowski, I LOVE YOU

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thegoddamazon:

blackfemalesuperheroes:

Speaking of Wonder Woman, She had a twin sister…

Nubia

Formed from clay as a twin to Wonder Woman, Nubia was kidnapped by Mars(Ares), who raised her, controlling her mind so that she would help him bring down the Amazons.

After a session in the Amazon Memory banks, Wonder Woman is confronted by Nubia, who challenges her to single combat. The two initially wrestle, then face each other with swords. Wonder Woman and Nubia seem evenly matched until Nubia knocks the sword from Wonder womans’ hand then hesitates to kill her, giving Wonder woman the chance to wrestle her to a draw.

The stranger declares “I am Nubia!”, then she and Wonder Woman embrace.

They need to bring her back! Wonder Woman’s twin was a strong, Black warrior woman! And her armoooor! OMG. Gonna cosplay as her one day.

We all have a friend with a retarded laugh..

ohyoumadhuh: happyandgone: illestkidddd: HOW TO CHEAT ON A...

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ohyoumadhuh:

happyandgone:

illestkidddd:

HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRON- Because i hate you all and exams are coming up , Here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school  . Before i tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they get ran through the machine when an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it is wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didnt know you cant write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone .

Tip- Do it on a test you know you will fail . That way you wont be disappointed and you can only be happy when the results come .  Any more questions? illestkidddd.tumblr.com

oh shit son

this would’ve been useful 7 years ago.

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"When the web started, I used to get really grumpy with people because they put my poems up. They put..."

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When the web started, I used to get really grumpy with people because they put my poems up. They put my stories up. They put my stuff up on the web. I had this belief, which was completely erroneous, that if people put your stuff up on the web and you didn’t tell them to take it down, you would lose your copyright, which actually, is simply not true.

And I also got very grumpy because I felt like they were pirating my stuff, that it was bad. And then I started to notice that two things seemed much more significant. One of which was… places where I was being pirated, particularly Russia where people were translating my stuff into Russian and spreading around into the world, I was selling more and more books. People were discovering me through being pirated. Then they were going out and buying the real books, and when a new book would come out in Russia, it would sell more and more copies. I thought this was fascinating, and I tried a few experiments. Some of them are quite hard, you know, persuading my publisher for example to take one of my books and put it out for free. We took “American Gods,” a book that was still selling and selling very well, and for a month they put it up completely free on their website. You could read it and you could download it. What happened was sales of my books, through independent bookstores, because that’s all we were measuring it through, went up the following month three hundred percent

I started to realize that actually, you’re not losing books. You’re not losing sales by having stuff out there. When I give a big talk now on these kinds of subjects and people say, “Well, what about the sales that I’m losing through having stuff copied, through having stuff floating out there?” I started asking audiences to just raise their hands for one question. Which is, I’d say, “Okay, do you have a favorite author?” They’d say, “Yes.” and I’d say, “Good. What I want is for everybody who discovered their favorite author by being lent a book, put up your hands.” And then, “Anybody who discovered your favorite author by walking into a bookstore and buying a book raise your hands.” And it’s probably about five, ten percent of the people who actually discovered an author who’s their favorite author, who is the person who they buy everything of. They buy the hardbacks and they treasure the fact that they got this author. Very few of them bought the book. They were lent it. They were given it. They did not pay for it, and that’s how they found their favorite author. And I thought, “You know, that’s really all this is. It’s people lending books. And you can’t look on that as a loss of sale. It’s not a lost sale, nobody who would have bought your book is not buying it because they can find it for free.”

What you’re actually doing is advertising. You’re reaching more people, you’re raising awareness. Understanding that gave me a whole new idea of the shape of copyright and of what the web was doing. Because the biggest thing the web is doing is allowing people to hear things. Allowing people to read things. Allowing people to see things that they would never have otherwise seen. And I think, basically, that’s an incredibly good thing.



- Neil Gaiman on Copyright, Piracy, and the Commercial Value of the Web (X)

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bloodywellstammer: blackbunty: ilnemaimepasdutout: When the...

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bloodywellstammer:

blackbunty:

ilnemaimepasdutout:

When the alarm clock goes off, the target pops up, and to turn off your alarm you must shoot the target.

The alarm clock would end up in such an odd place though because I’d be determined to see if I could hit it.

#seb uses this as practice before he goes to work in the early hours of the morning #because he can’t wake jim up unless he wants to spend the next week locked outside the flat

That glorious moment when I was thinking the exact same thing.

bloodywellstammer: blackbunty: ilnemaimepasdutout: When the...

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bloodywellstammer:

blackbunty:

ilnemaimepasdutout:

When the alarm clock goes off, the target pops up, and to turn off your alarm you must shoot the target.

The alarm clock would end up in such an odd place though because I’d be determined to see if I could hit it.

#seb uses this as practice before he goes to work in the early hours of the morning #because he can’t wake jim up unless he wants to spend the next week locked outside the flat

That glorious moment when I was thinking the exact same thing.

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flashinglightsandecstasy:

attran84:

You can Save someone’s life by sharing this.

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …
My friend sent this to me …and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.

Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :

S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.
2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.

A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this status shares it; you can bet that at least one life will be saved…….

REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!

you know what’s crazy? I was just talking about this to my boyfriend.. lol

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