I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.
I fucking love this random Gryffindor!
This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.
BEM IS OUR KING.
It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a raven now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
the end.
^this. all of this.
omg what is air?
All hail Bem.
Bem is our King.
you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?
this is a fuckin shame first that random nigga stirring coffee now this shit
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I love watching Disney movies when you’re older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes.
Hades was the original sassy gay friend.
Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming.
this post is perfect
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When I saw Joe Biden do this, it made me laugh for some reason… I dunno.
Studmuffin.
you laughed because you were unable to process the smoothness exhibited here
You better cuff yo bitch, Uncle Joe just stepped out the whip
Joe Biden is a real nigga, dawg
OK Joe.
It’s Mr. Steal Yo Girl…yes Uncle Joe.
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This is fucking amazing so I’m reblogging this, idgaf
I laughed pretty hard at this xD
At first I thought I was going to roll my eyes but then it was hilarious.
Omg I cant not reblog this HAHAH
omg this is perf hahahah
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Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
McCartney, Brandon (LILBTHEBASEDGOD). “The symtptoms to no if uv been bttin by a posionus spider is yo will bleed from the ass and more. That’s just one of symptoms - Lil B” March 4, 2012. 2:25 pm. Tweet.
#ROLLIN
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if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
get out
yes. yes. and hxll yes. to all of this.
alright guys…